Yes, you read that right. An honest to god BMW for less than five grand. The G 310 R has been on the market for a while now, and is, from all accounts, basically an S 1000 R that got shrunk in the wash. It's agile, fast, aggressively styled, and looks fantastic. Our man Ken Hutchinson flogged one around L.A. back when they first came out in 2017 and wrote a pretty glowing review of the tiny but mighty Beemer.