Remember the fat, worthless Batmen at the beginning of "The Dark Knight?" Well now you be just like them and pretend to be a superhero too. This replica Batsuit is built from a heavy-duty Cordura base with four-way stretch inserts to accommodate Batbellies. Onto that are sewn molded leather and Kevlar plates, complete with wrist spikes if not nipples. Impact protection is provided by internal CE body armor. The full suit includes a jacket, pants, gloves and boots (not pictured). It's probably not the most practical item of safety gear, but why so serious?
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