Listen BMWR1200GS, I’m tired of you thinking you’re superior just because you’re German. You got your ass handed to you in the war just as badly as we did. And you, Ducati Multistrada 1200, I’m tired of you bragging about how fast you are. It’s no wonder considering the amount of coke it must have taken to collapse your septum. Screw you both, now that I’ve had my Strabismus corrected I don’t want to hear either of you talking shit till you get rid of that lazy eye or fly your broke ass to Miami and get a freakin Rhinoplasty. Oh, and I bought myself some cast wheels just for good measure.

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