How do you know you are a real motorcyclist? This is how...

One piece leather suits, perpetually snotty noses, bugs in your teeth and anti-social miscreants for friends. Welcome to the exciting and glamorous life on two wheels... Let's find out if you are a real motorcyclist.

You strongly prefer being the little spoon…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

But you still hold on tight when you’re the big one.

 

 

It’s fairly routine to receive nude texts from your buddies…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

But none of them are weird.

 

 

A “good” hair day looks like this…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

 

 

Numb hands?

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

I got this.

 

 

This is your arch nemesis…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

And they’re everywhere.

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

 

 

This is your church...

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

 

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And this looks like heaven.

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

 

 

You don’t get the point of CosPlay…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

You get to dress up like a super hero every single day.

 

 

This guy…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

Just doesn’t get you.

 

 

You have no idea how much a gallon of gas costs this week…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

Because it just doesn’t matter.

 

 

You know what this is…

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

And it’s your most sincere wish that you’ll one day need one.

 

 

10 miles across town in heavy traffic…

Makes you feel like this.

 

 

You wear this to a barbecue...

You Know You’re A Real Motorcyclist When…

And no one thinks you're strange.